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Rule #12 [Jan. 4th, 2004|03:03 am]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Anything cute and stupid sells.
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Rule #11 [Jan. 4th, 2004|03:02 am]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Older friends are not necessarily better friends.
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Rule #10 [Jan. 3rd, 2004|01:42 am]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Stolen kisses are often the sweetest.
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Rule #9 [Jan. 3rd, 2004|01:41 am]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
If they know how to massage, they probably know how to do other things. Keep contact.
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Rule #8 [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:27 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
If your friend sticks by someone else even if they fuck up, it means they'll stick by you, too.
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Rule #7 [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:27 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
If he doesn't come upstairs, he's just not that into you. If a guy likes you, he gets the second date.
-Jack Birger, Sex and the City
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Rule #6 [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:19 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Crying isn't worth it. It doesn't fix anything and most of the time makes you feel worse (puffy red eyes, sniffy nose, and sore everything). Still no bueno
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Rule #5 [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:19 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
If you're going to start something, finish it. It feels better to have struggled through something than to think, "I could have, but didn't!"
i.e. bungee jumping. DO EET!
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Rule #4 (Chelsea exclusively) [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:18 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Never marry a man until he's been to Victoria with you and understands why it was necessary.
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Rule #3 [Jan. 2nd, 2004|10:17 pm]
Don't You Wish You Hadn't?
Never trust someone who:

  1. Tries their damnedest to bang you the first night and sulks when it doesn't happen.

  2. Spends most of his time intoxicated, or

  3. BOTH

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